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Pandas Gone Bad.

It was a day unlike any other day... It was...

But these weren’t the cute, innocent pandas you read about in school... These pandas were bad! First they stole the keys to a car!

Then they stole the car! One panda controlled the gas and brakes while the other steered.

These pandas hit the road and they had an agenda. First stop... the liquor store to get some panda-sized libations.

Then the convenience store for some panda reading material.

In fact—while reading their magazine, they found the ad: “hot and horny pandas... they’re lonely and looking for love... call now!” Panda quickly dialed the number...

About ten minutes later, the doorbell rang...

Once the ladies arrived, it was party time... and it wasn’t just any party... it  was a

Pandas, liquor, you know what happened next...

Oh yeah—things were going great until one of the neighbors called the cops. Vice squad showed up and shut the party down!

It was a long and quiet ride to the police station... it was getting very late too...

Fortunately—for the pandas—the stroke of midnight came while they were on the way “downtown.” When this happened, the pandas were magically transported back home, where they would wait for thousands of years for the stars to align just right—then they would live another day!

The end. All photos shot on location: Alexandra Liquors, 7-11 and Salem Police Dept.